Too Much Perfection?

What is our world coming to? Seriously.


Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart [*gasp* I know. That rant will come later, I'm sure.] and I had to get dog food. Now, I'm not your typical dogfood consumer. I purchase dogfood in massive quantities. I know the various prices on each brand of dog food. I know how much each pound actually costs. I know the ingredients and what is good for my dogs and what is not.

But, what I did not know, apparently, was how to propertly tear off the little sticker they place on the 44 lb bags, so that the cashier can easily scan the item without either of us having to lift the bag.

Fortunately, the tag came with instructions printed on it.

Those instructions said (and I shit you not):