Too Much Perfection?

When God was tossing out traits to all His children, he must have thrown long and completely missed me when he was hurling out Patience.

I have none.

I have no time for patience. Seriously. I want everything done yesterday. I hate waiting. I hate going slow. I hate driving at a snail's pace behind someone that didn't turn out in front of me till s/he could see the whites of my eyes. I hate commercials. I hate that important dates on the calendar take forever to get here.

I could go on and on, but I really don't even have the patience to write more today.