Have you seen this child?
Many of you know him as the wutz. He's my son. A darling boy with a disarming smile and big brown eyes that just reel you in and turn your heart into a mushy puddle of goo. I love this child. Unfortunately, he's gone missing.
He's been replaced by this child:
So, if you've seen my angel of a son, could you please mail him back? Thanks eversomuch.